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Two Samurai were arguing over who was the best swordsman.
They decided to settle the argument by cutting up flies that passed them.
The first Samurai cut a fly in half.
The second Samurai cut a fly in four pieces.
The first retaliated by cutting a fly into eighths.
The second cut a fly into sixteenths.
The first swiped at a fly, which flew away.
"Ha!" says the second, "You didn't cut up the fly! He's still flying!"
"He is," says the first. "But he's not having kids."
They decided to settle the argument by cutting up flies that passed them.
The first Samurai cut a fly in half.
The second Samurai cut a fly in four pieces.
The first retaliated by cutting a fly into eighths.
The second cut a fly into sixteenths.
The first swiped at a fly, which flew away.
"Ha!" says the second, "You didn't cut up the fly! He's still flying!"
"He is," says the first. "But he's not having kids."
